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What's in a name?

  

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed the beautiful woman he had ever seen boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his: Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?


"She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."


He swallowed hard. Here was an unbelievably gorgeous sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!


Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your business at this convention?" 


“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."


“Really?” He said. “Give me an example of such a myth.”


“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American who is most likely to possess that trait. 

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."


Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."


"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

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 "Give it to me!" I yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me  now!" I screamed as long and loud as I could, but my ex-BF kept the umbrella. 

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Major Misunderstanding

 An American goes to Japan for a business meeting. When he arrives, his prospective partners wine and dine him and send a beautiful woman to his room to keep him company for the night. He imagines that she is enjoying their intimate time together as she gets very excited and starts screaming "Machigatta ana, Machigatta ana!"  


Next day, his hosts take him golfing. One of them makes an incredibly long putt. Everyone is so excited high fiving, jumping up and down and yelling in Japanese. The businessman, wanting to fit in with his new friends yells the only Japanese phrase he knows, "Machigatta ana!" The Japanese look at him confused and ask, "what do you mean wrong hole?" 

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